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[05 Jul 2005|04:46pm]

Today we lost a member rip goldenshowers FUCK YOU
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First rage. [02 Jul 2005|10:26pm]

Today I saw what I thought was a little person and in the spirit of solidarity walked up to it all, "Hey there" you know ? [[[you know ;)]]] but cum to find out, was a child. I was/am pissed so hard that I. Cannot. Fucking. Think. Straight. ;;asspalm::
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[02 Jul 2005|03:59pm]

U be actin' like a bitch
So, we treat u like a bitch
U be actin' like a bitch
So, we treat u like a bitch
We beat u like bitch
Kick yo ass like a bitch
We take yo fuckin' shit and live u stuck like a bitch
U wearin' panties like a bitch
U pussy like a bitch
U sound like a bitch
U talkin' like a bitch
U cryin' like a bitch
U whinin' like a bitch
I hate u fuckin'bitch, We'll kill u bitch
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hi i'm 5'4" [01 Jul 2005|09:48pm]

not exactly short enough for the community but my best friend ugly_boy is about 6'8" so i am dwarfed (er, gnomed) on a regular basis by him

also why is david the gnome harassing that poor bird :(
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[01 Jul 2005|10:11pm]

[ mood | Take that. Bitch. ]

this comm has already died

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Institutionalized Tallism [01 Jul 2005|07:14pm]

a lot of people think that being short is just FUNNY and CUTE and not a serious problem but little do they know of the struggle i endure every day as a gnome

the tall privilege checklist:

- can you go to an amusement park or carnival assured that you will be able to go on any ride you'd like?
- are you able to be in the presence of others who will not pat you on the head as if you were a house pet?
- can you walk into a kitchen without fearing that you might not be able to reach the cupboard?
- can you go to a concert confident that you will be able to see over mostly everyone's head?
- can you go to a concert confident that you will not be accidentally pushed against the floor by a group of taller people?
- is your height widely represented in political office?
- does your doctor ever fib after measuring you to make you feel better, but you see them write a different, shorter height on the form?
- can you find pants with an appropriate inseam in regular clothing stores?
- does your height correlate with your age?

these are just a few of the many
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